Jamin
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Ratet mal was ich war. 
1. You come to a city for the first time and you:
a. present yourself to the Prince.
b. present yourself to your clan elders.
c. present yourself to the nearest attractive person.
d. present yourself to the sheep.
e. present a stake to the heart of an important elder.
2. A hunter corners you in an alley-way, so you:
a. fight for your life.
b. make effective use of disciplines to avoid confrontation.
c. attempt to seduce them if the gender is correct for you.
d. Introduce the hunter to the business end of your
cheese-grater.
e. frenzy and kinda get renaissance on the hunter's ass.
3. Lupines are out to kill you, specifically you. You resolve
this by:
a. getting assistance from your fellow Camarilla members to
eliminate them.
b. getting your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them.
c. catching them with their pants down and taking it from there.
d. threatening them with Naire.
e. getting your pals/pack together and declaring all-out war on
the lupines.
4. A bloodhunt is called on you and you decide to:
a. run.
b. mysteriously disappear until they call it off.
c. seduce Camarilla leaders to call it off.
d. siege the Prince's house...with catapults.
e. say "Big fucking deal" and throw a party with alot of fights
in celebration.
5. "Are you the Prince?"
a. No.
b. Not yet.
c. Hmmm...(demon-lover smile) that all depends...
d. That geek? No. But I kinda know him. He's a bit angry with me
right now because I force-fed his ghouls starch and released
a bengal tiger in his favorite theatre box a few months ago.
e. I'm gonna kill him.
6. Your preferred blood-type is:
a. human, of course.
b. ANYTHING will do...
c. a lover's.
d. (in overexaggeratedly snobbish voice) blood...make it
something from my "personal" stock. Teehee.
e. that of an elder...sometimes lupine blood serves a purpose.
7. The Sabbat trie to take over the city you're in and you:
a. fight them.
b. fall back just in case they win and retake the city as its
hero if they do.
c. hide sextoys and lovers.
d. pick up your mallet, yo-yo, dynamite, and a manhole cover.
Defend your city.
e. help them.
8. Lupines are good for:
a. not much. While they make nice allies, they try to kill us.
But the Gangrel seem to like them.
b. being manipulated into...disposal of unwanted members of
Kindred society.
c. I hear they're great in the sack.
d. their Ragabash. Some are cool enough that they decide to
hang out with us. They just hate it when we show up at
their moots. Kinda tried to kill me last time...
e. rugs.
9. During the last Tremere mind-meld, I:
a. didn't give a shit.
b. watched...or maybe even got involved.
c. got laid.
d. ran through the ceremony...screaming and naked.
e. joined the Tzimisce war-party and commenced assault.
10. My sire:
a. sometimes helps me out.
b. involves me in his plots, but still gets tangled in mine.
c. was a great lover.
d. has this really cool trick. Wanna see? (holds up small box of
ashes)
e. killed me, buried me, made me dig my way out of the grave,
and clubbed me with a shovel right when I finally got out.
11. Do you carry weapons?
a. We all need protection, right?
b. Not usually...I tend to get others to do my dirty-work.
c. Hehe...wanna see? (wink)
d. Weapons? WeaPoNS?!? (puts a shotgun to asker's nose) I don't
need no steenking weapons!!!
e. Of course! What are you? An idiot?
12. "I pull down my pants and you ask me 'Can I blow this?'"
a. What the..? That's sick!
b. Filthy ingrate...I have no time for your stupid game.
c. Hmmmmm...hehe...sounds interesting.
d. "I say 'Yes if you want halitosis!'"
e. Shutup.
13. You're trapped in a room with a Malkavian. You would:
a. ignore them.
b. pretend to ignore them and listen carefully to what they say.
c. if the gender's right...(CENSORED)
d. talk. Have fun. Goof off. Invite more Malkavians over for a
party.
e. rend them limb from limb if they annoying.
14. Your philosophy on being a vampire is:
a. we are beasts struggling to retain humanity...may the beast
never succeed.
b. our new form has many advantages and disadvantages. Use them
both.
c. many people have sexual fantasies about vampires...go with
it!
d. This is COOL! So many people walking the thin line of sanity
...I'm ready to shove them off! WOOHOO! And I can even know
what's really going on! Thankyou, ThighMaster!
e. we have become monsters. Why fight it?
15. "When in doubt..."
a. go with what you know.
b. manipulate others to confirm the rightness of your decisions.
c. discuss it with somebody in bed.
d. SCREAM AND SHOUT! No...wait...listen to No Doubt? AAAARRRRGH!
e. kill somebody.
16. You find a potion that will temporarily restore mortality,
so you:
a. keep it around...might come in handy sometime.
b. sell it to the highest bidder.
c. use it to enhance the sexual experience.
d. try to trade it for a whoopie cushion, bloody soap, and some
fireworks.
e. force the Prince to take it and kill him while he's weakened.
17. Your most used phrase is something like:
a. "I see."
b. "Do not mettle in the affairs of others. You know not what
you are doing."
c. "Heya baby."
d. "NIKTOBAKADAKAYOMBIYO!"
e. "Die!"
18. Do you know GWAR?
a. No. I've been to a concert of theirs once, though.
b. Certainly not!
c. I can proudly say I've uhhh...been backstage a few times...
hehehehe...
d. "I'm their fukkin' manager!"
e. I've been to enough of their concerts that I might as well.
19. Midgets
a. Short people.
b. People with underactive thyroid glands.
c. Hmmmmm...hehehehe...(NASTY thoughts! Bad vampire! Bad, bad
vampire!)
d. The next step for the human race! Yes, they lie in wait for
us, plottingthe eventual destruction of the planet! They
serve the evil barbers!
e. Shutup, freak.
20. Do you fear final death?
a. We all do.
b. Of course! I will survive at all costs.
c. You bet! I love my life! I love my love life...
d. We die?
e. No.
21. The Justicar accuses you of breaking the Masquerade and you
say:
a. "I'm sorry, but it must be a case of mistaken identity."
b. "Are you certain? Can you prove it beyond the shadow of a
doubt?"
c. "Well...you don't HAVE to kill me. I can...serve you in
certain...ways."
d. "HEY! The penguin was asking for it! Look at the way it was
dressed!"
e. "Fuck you!"
22. The "authorites" (Police, FBI, etc...)) suspect you're a
vampire and you:
a. isolate the individual reponsible for your discovery and
"convince" them they were wrong.
b. ghoul the leader of the authoritative group.
c. sleep with the leader of the authoritative group and/or their
spouse.
d. lead them on a wild goose-chase and have them end up in the
Prince's house...
e. KILL'EM ALL!!!!
23. You find somebody who you would like to make into a vampire,
so you:
a. ask the Prince for permission first.
b. embrace them, hide them, and ask the Prince a "hypothetical"
question.
c. embrace them in more ways than one.
d. club them, drag them off to your cave, drive them insane,
THEN embrace them.
e. embrace a large group of people just to spite the traditions.
24. Your haven is:
a. a nice apartment or something like that.
b. expansive yet well-hidden.
c. equipped with some of the strangest things for sexual
purposes.
d. in your shorts, under your kilt...
e. a communal one.
25. Gehenna:
a. might happen.
b. is a mindless ploy by our elders to attempt to scare us.
c. is coming fast, so why not enjoy the last hours?
d. is Malkav's greatest prannk yet! BRAVO!
e. must be stopped. Destroy the elders, for they are tools of
the antideluvians.
26. Mages are:
a. scary people.
b. Useful...too bad we cannot usemuch of the knowledge they give
us.
c. interesting...I like the Cult of Ecstasy...they have the
right idea.
d. are chasing their own tails. Denying insanity while defying
reality? Unheard of! And they wonder why they're not going
anywhere...
e. not worth bothering with unless they get in my way.
27. My hobbies are:
a. something to do.
b. plotting and scheming to gain prestige.
c. Kind of personal...closed doors kind of stuff(wink).. get it?
d. None of your damn business! What I do in my spare time with a
3-man slingshot, a window near the Prince's house, and a
porcupine is not your concern!
e. Killing, destroying...being a vampire is a full time job.
28. The changeling kith you'd probably hang out with would be:
a. Probably any of them. Nosferatu might like the Sluagh.
b. The Sidhe know of power...they are worthy.
c. Satyrs.
d. Pooka.
e. Redcaps.
29. You find Caine and you say:
a. "Caine, great sire of all! How may I assist you?"
b. "Prove it."
c. (Male)"You know any really good chicks?"...
(Female)"Heya Baby."
d. "Here, hold this," hand Caine a watermelon, "I just KNEW you
were running a service station in Hermitage, Missouri!"
e. "You are Caine? Perhaps you should have a discussion with
your grandchilder... they seem to be intent on killing us...
or I could just kill you."
30. When faced with final death, you will:
a. yell, scream, fight for your unlife if you can.
b. beg, plead or weasel your way out if possible.
c. try to get out or go out in as pleasurable a way as possible.
d. make-believe it isn't happening...it might just work...
e. not be afraid, but try to take as many down with you as
possible.
RESULTS:
Count up how many of each letter you chose and the one that
you chose the most will bear your primary results. Ties mean you
are split between results and near ties mean that you have
leanings to the other results.
a. Your run-of-the-mill Camarilla vampire.
b. Sneaky, plotting, or even business-like kindred. Probably
Ventrue, Tremere, or Giovanni.
c. You libido is in control. A trait that is displayed by a number
of Toreador.
d. Nutcase! You're either a Malkavian or otherwise just plain
fucked up!
e. Either a REALLY violent and rebellious Brujah, or a member of
the Sabbat.
B (18) vor A (11).
1. You come to a city for the first time and you:
a. present yourself to the Prince.
b. present yourself to your clan elders.
c. present yourself to the nearest attractive person.
d. present yourself to the sheep.
e. present a stake to the heart of an important elder.
2. A hunter corners you in an alley-way, so you:
a. fight for your life.
b. make effective use of disciplines to avoid confrontation.
c. attempt to seduce them if the gender is correct for you.
d. Introduce the hunter to the business end of your
cheese-grater.
e. frenzy and kinda get renaissance on the hunter's ass.
3. Lupines are out to kill you, specifically you. You resolve
this by:
a. getting assistance from your fellow Camarilla members to
eliminate them.
b. getting your fellow Camarilla members to eliminate them.
c. catching them with their pants down and taking it from there.
d. threatening them with Naire.
e. getting your pals/pack together and declaring all-out war on
the lupines.
4. A bloodhunt is called on you and you decide to:
a. run.
b. mysteriously disappear until they call it off.
c. seduce Camarilla leaders to call it off.
d. siege the Prince's house...with catapults.
e. say "Big fucking deal" and throw a party with alot of fights
in celebration.
5. "Are you the Prince?"
a. No.
b. Not yet.
c. Hmmm...(demon-lover smile) that all depends...
d. That geek? No. But I kinda know him. He's a bit angry with me
right now because I force-fed his ghouls starch and released
a bengal tiger in his favorite theatre box a few months ago.
e. I'm gonna kill him.
6. Your preferred blood-type is:
a. human, of course.
b. ANYTHING will do...
c. a lover's.
d. (in overexaggeratedly snobbish voice) blood...make it
something from my "personal" stock. Teehee.
e. that of an elder...sometimes lupine blood serves a purpose.
7. The Sabbat trie to take over the city you're in and you:
a. fight them.
b. fall back just in case they win and retake the city as its
hero if they do.
c. hide sextoys and lovers.
d. pick up your mallet, yo-yo, dynamite, and a manhole cover.
Defend your city.
e. help them.
8. Lupines are good for:
a. not much. While they make nice allies, they try to kill us.
But the Gangrel seem to like them.
b. being manipulated into...disposal of unwanted members of
Kindred society.
c. I hear they're great in the sack.
d. their Ragabash. Some are cool enough that they decide to
hang out with us. They just hate it when we show up at
their moots. Kinda tried to kill me last time...
e. rugs.
9. During the last Tremere mind-meld, I:
a. didn't give a shit.
b. watched...or maybe even got involved.
c. got laid.
d. ran through the ceremony...screaming and naked.
e. joined the Tzimisce war-party and commenced assault.
10. My sire:
a. sometimes helps me out.
b. involves me in his plots, but still gets tangled in mine.
c. was a great lover.
d. has this really cool trick. Wanna see? (holds up small box of
ashes)
e. killed me, buried me, made me dig my way out of the grave,
and clubbed me with a shovel right when I finally got out.
11. Do you carry weapons?
a. We all need protection, right?
b. Not usually...I tend to get others to do my dirty-work.
c. Hehe...wanna see? (wink)
d. Weapons? WeaPoNS?!? (puts a shotgun to asker's nose) I don't
need no steenking weapons!!!
e. Of course! What are you? An idiot?
12. "I pull down my pants and you ask me 'Can I blow this?'"
a. What the..? That's sick!
b. Filthy ingrate...I have no time for your stupid game.
c. Hmmmmm...hehe...sounds interesting.
d. "I say 'Yes if you want halitosis!'"
e. Shutup.
13. You're trapped in a room with a Malkavian. You would:
a. ignore them.
b. pretend to ignore them and listen carefully to what they say.
c. if the gender's right...(CENSORED)
d. talk. Have fun. Goof off. Invite more Malkavians over for a
party.
e. rend them limb from limb if they annoying.
14. Your philosophy on being a vampire is:
a. we are beasts struggling to retain humanity...may the beast
never succeed.
b. our new form has many advantages and disadvantages. Use them
both.
c. many people have sexual fantasies about vampires...go with
it!
d. This is COOL! So many people walking the thin line of sanity
...I'm ready to shove them off! WOOHOO! And I can even know
what's really going on! Thankyou, ThighMaster!
e. we have become monsters. Why fight it?
15. "When in doubt..."
a. go with what you know.
b. manipulate others to confirm the rightness of your decisions.
c. discuss it with somebody in bed.
d. SCREAM AND SHOUT! No...wait...listen to No Doubt? AAAARRRRGH!
e. kill somebody.
16. You find a potion that will temporarily restore mortality,
so you:
a. keep it around...might come in handy sometime.
b. sell it to the highest bidder.
c. use it to enhance the sexual experience.
d. try to trade it for a whoopie cushion, bloody soap, and some
fireworks.
e. force the Prince to take it and kill him while he's weakened.
17. Your most used phrase is something like:
a. "I see."
b. "Do not mettle in the affairs of others. You know not what
you are doing."
c. "Heya baby."
d. "NIKTOBAKADAKAYOMBIYO!"
e. "Die!"
18. Do you know GWAR?
a. No. I've been to a concert of theirs once, though.
b. Certainly not!
c. I can proudly say I've uhhh...been backstage a few times...
hehehehe...
d. "I'm their fukkin' manager!"
e. I've been to enough of their concerts that I might as well.
19. Midgets
a. Short people.
b. People with underactive thyroid glands.
c. Hmmmmm...hehehehe...(NASTY thoughts! Bad vampire! Bad, bad
vampire!)
d. The next step for the human race! Yes, they lie in wait for
us, plottingthe eventual destruction of the planet! They
serve the evil barbers!
e. Shutup, freak.
20. Do you fear final death?
a. We all do.
b. Of course! I will survive at all costs.
c. You bet! I love my life! I love my love life...
d. We die?
e. No.
21. The Justicar accuses you of breaking the Masquerade and you
say:
a. "I'm sorry, but it must be a case of mistaken identity."
b. "Are you certain? Can you prove it beyond the shadow of a
doubt?"
c. "Well...you don't HAVE to kill me. I can...serve you in
certain...ways."
d. "HEY! The penguin was asking for it! Look at the way it was
dressed!"
e. "Fuck you!"
22. The "authorites" (Police, FBI, etc...)) suspect you're a
vampire and you:
a. isolate the individual reponsible for your discovery and
"convince" them they were wrong.
b. ghoul the leader of the authoritative group.
c. sleep with the leader of the authoritative group and/or their
spouse.
d. lead them on a wild goose-chase and have them end up in the
Prince's house...
e. KILL'EM ALL!!!!
23. You find somebody who you would like to make into a vampire,
so you:
a. ask the Prince for permission first.
b. embrace them, hide them, and ask the Prince a "hypothetical"
question.
c. embrace them in more ways than one.
d. club them, drag them off to your cave, drive them insane,
THEN embrace them.
e. embrace a large group of people just to spite the traditions.
24. Your haven is:
a. a nice apartment or something like that.
b. expansive yet well-hidden.
c. equipped with some of the strangest things for sexual
purposes.
d. in your shorts, under your kilt...
e. a communal one.
25. Gehenna:
a. might happen.
b. is a mindless ploy by our elders to attempt to scare us.
c. is coming fast, so why not enjoy the last hours?
d. is Malkav's greatest prannk yet! BRAVO!
e. must be stopped. Destroy the elders, for they are tools of
the antideluvians.
26. Mages are:
a. scary people.
b. Useful...too bad we cannot usemuch of the knowledge they give
us.
c. interesting...I like the Cult of Ecstasy...they have the
right idea.
d. are chasing their own tails. Denying insanity while defying
reality? Unheard of! And they wonder why they're not going
anywhere...
e. not worth bothering with unless they get in my way.
27. My hobbies are:
a. something to do.
b. plotting and scheming to gain prestige.
c. Kind of personal...closed doors kind of stuff(wink).. get it?
d. None of your damn business! What I do in my spare time with a
3-man slingshot, a window near the Prince's house, and a
porcupine is not your concern!
e. Killing, destroying...being a vampire is a full time job.
28. The changeling kith you'd probably hang out with would be:
a. Probably any of them. Nosferatu might like the Sluagh.
b. The Sidhe know of power...they are worthy.
c. Satyrs.
d. Pooka.
e. Redcaps.
29. You find Caine and you say:
a. "Caine, great sire of all! How may I assist you?"
b. "Prove it."
c. (Male)"You know any really good chicks?"...
(Female)"Heya Baby."
d. "Here, hold this," hand Caine a watermelon, "I just KNEW you
were running a service station in Hermitage, Missouri!"
e. "You are Caine? Perhaps you should have a discussion with
your grandchilder... they seem to be intent on killing us...
or I could just kill you."
30. When faced with final death, you will:
a. yell, scream, fight for your unlife if you can.
b. beg, plead or weasel your way out if possible.
c. try to get out or go out in as pleasurable a way as possible.
d. make-believe it isn't happening...it might just work...
e. not be afraid, but try to take as many down with you as
possible.
RESULTS:
Count up how many of each letter you chose and the one that
you chose the most will bear your primary results. Ties mean you
are split between results and near ties mean that you have
leanings to the other results.
a. Your run-of-the-mill Camarilla vampire.
b. Sneaky, plotting, or even business-like kindred. Probably
Ventrue, Tremere, or Giovanni.
c. You libido is in control. A trait that is displayed by a number
of Toreador.
d. Nutcase! You're either a Malkavian or otherwise just plain
fucked up!
e. Either a REALLY violent and rebellious Brujah, or a member of
the Sabbat.
