Eiael
Ghul
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- 11. März 2008
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Space Marine Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not refer to sisters of battle as Bolter B****** unless thou wants to be the first person to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Thou shalt not shout "Thongs for the Thong God" in front of the Dark Eldar unless thou wants to learn the true meaning of pain.
3. Thou shalt not tip terminators over.
4. C-3PO is not a necron ambassador.
5. Thou shalt not get the drop pods to pick up pizza.
6. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, "Can you hear me now", repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane.
7. Thou shalt never say, "You can't handle the truth!" to a Dark Angel.
8. Barney is a heretic.
9. Inquisitors are not "Nigel no-friends".
10. Thou shalt not refer to Ultramarines as "Ultrasmurfs".
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1. Thou shalt not refer to sisters of battle as Bolter B****** unless thou wants to be the first person to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Thou shalt not shout "Thongs for the Thong God" in front of the Dark Eldar unless thou wants to learn the true meaning of pain.
3. Thou shalt not tip terminators over.
4. C-3PO is not a necron ambassador.
5. Thou shalt not get the drop pods to pick up pizza.
6. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, "Can you hear me now", repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane.
7. Thou shalt never say, "You can't handle the truth!" to a Dark Angel.
8. Barney is a heretic.
9. Inquisitors are not "Nigel no-friends".
10. Thou shalt not refer to Ultramarines as "Ultrasmurfs".
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