Wie es zu den Clansdisziplinen kam

Ventrue Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our....youth.

Toreador You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on.

Ravnos ::wet ass-kissing sounds and a roll of gypsy eyes::

Malkav ::grabs him by the cheeks and kisses him fully on the mouth::

Ravnos GAH!!! ::spits and runs after Malk who takes off sprinting:: I will kill you dilo bastard!

Ventrue ENOUGH!! ::stands:: Ravnos PLEASE be seated. Malkav. :oints:: Over there....next to Brujah.

Brujah ::smiles and pats the seat next to him causing Malk to eep::

Ventrue As I was stating before the OUTBURST..::dirty look to Malk:: We have yet another problem. The children know we have our flaws to separate us, but they want to know our strengths as well. So..I have taken the liberty to..

Gangrel ::growls:: You hook me up like you did with the flaws and you are gunna take your liberties to the hospital little man.

Ventrue ::coughs and nods:: Of..course..Gangrel...shall we start with you?

Gangrel ::folds her arms and gives the stare that men, dead or alive fear from women::

Ventrue Ahem..ahh yes...::Rustles papers:: Gangrel...I to you..grant the abilities of your animal nature. Growing claws at will, changing into animal form at will....even becoming the mists of night themselves. ::swallows:: Acceptable?

Gangrel It's a start. I still owe you for the pig's tail....

Ventrue Moving right along...Malkav...I grant you..the power of Dominate, you may control the minds of your--

Brujah ARE YOU OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED ROCKER? Giving HIM the ability to control OTHERS?? We'll all end up as demented as he is!

Ventrue Dementia? Instilling insanity in others?

Malk Deal. Done. Thank you Drive thru.

Brujah ::cringes and shakes his head::

Ventrue I'm.. not.. sure what just.. happened.. Malk? I was?

Malk Moving on to Toreador.

Ventrue ::Shakes his head and nods:: Yes.. um... Toreador. Because of your beauty, and apprication of... your perfect social skills, and untouchable elegance, I give you the ability to influence the feelings of others. Inspiring Awe, Fear, Love or Respect in all you wish.

Toreador Wise, just, and kind. Thank you.

Brujah ::makes kissy noises and quickly looks to Malk:: You even THINK it and yer pulp Kook.

Ventrue Assamite. Due to your... ahem... activities.. I chose silence for you. You manipulate sounds, causing the death cries of your victims to be lost with their lives.

Assamite ::smiles and nods:: Such things are in the blood....

Ventrue Brujah... my violent friend. To further... your personality I give to you unparalleled strength.. and speed. May your wrath be as swift and stinging as your temper.

Brujah ::grins at Assamite:: Awww. I wanted to be really quiet!! ::mock sighs:: Guess I have to suffer with strength and speed. ::laughs::

Assamite Then suffer in silence.

Brujah ::laughter stops as his sounds are abruptly cut off::

Ventrue Um... Should have gave you that a long time ago Assamite. Moving on. Tzim...I give to you..

Malk A NEW CLAN NAME!!! Something we can say without sounding like we are sneezing through a mouth full of --::goes silent::

Ventrue Thank you Assamite. Ahem. Tzim, you shall have the ability to sculpt and mold flesh and bone, as artists mold clay or shape stone.

Tzim ::dirty look to Malk:: Come here my silent little friend...

Malk ::Silent shriek as he holds up two fingers in the sign of the cross::

Ventrue Ahem...Nosferatu. I grant you the ability to..

Malk Leap tall buildings in a SINGLE BOUND!

Ventrue ::surprised:: I thought you were silenced?

Brujah ::shaking out a sore hand:: Well he has to be CONSCIOUS to do that now doesn't he? ::kicks Assamite before sitting:: Strength and speed. I love it.

Ventrue Nos, I grant you the power to be unseen. You may come and go and no one will acknowledge your presence.

Brujah ::laughs:: Oh yeah..like he gets ALL the acknowledgement in the world right now...a real chick magnet.

Nos Accepted, thank you Ventrue. ::to Brujah:: Why on earth would I want to attract other women?

Brujah :ales:: You...are...a...Oh god..I'm gunna be sick...

Giovanni ::scootches closer to Nos:: Sooo..what are you doing aft--

Ventrue Giovanni. You are given, power over the dead. The truly dead. All that fester and rot are in your domain.

Brujah Ugh..so you DO have a chance with Nos. Looks at Ventrue. Man..can you imagine if.. ::leans in whispering to Ventrue who pales then looks ill::

Ventrue Thank you...for that lovely image Brujah. I will be sure to send you my therapy bill. Ravnos...

Ravnos ::looks startled then sheepish:: Sorry... ::hands Ventrue his wallet::

Ventrue No..I...::shakes his head and snatches the wallet back:: I know I am going to regret this...but I give you the power of trickery. Your illusions, jokes, and general mischief shall fool not only the eyes, but all senses.

Malk Yeah. I'M the crazy one....::looks at the stiring Assamite and punches him in the jaw:: I'm gunna knock you out! Mama said knock you out. I'm gunna take this iddy biddy world by storm and I'm just..urnk.

Brujah ::shakes off his fist:: Strength. And Speed. GOTTA love it.

Ventrue Lasombra. Yes..you over in the poorly lit corner. Your ability shall be mastery of the shadows and the dark. With it......::Blinks:: Where did he go?

Voice of Lasombra Accepted. Gladly.

Malk ::groggily and weakly:: Carolanne...stay away from the light...::thunks back to the table::

Ventrue Um..yes. Tremere. Given your studies..you are given the ability to create magic. Casting cantrips and using your powers as you see fit.

Tremere But I already have---

Ventrue And last but no least, myself.

Brujah ::Warily:: Best for last? What do you get?

Ventrue I get the mastery of mind control. With it I shall lead us, holding both meetings, and the majority of offices. Any one who objects, please try to raise your hands.

All ::Struggle to lift stubborn limbs that refuse to obey:: Ventrue Very nice. Meeting .. Adjourned.

Ach ja.... die Anfänge... *verträumt guck*

*Denkfalte*

...was war denn nu mit Carolanne?

?( ?( ?( 8)